Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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