i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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