id be glad to
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We are all done wearing pants today
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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