The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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