guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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