If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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