would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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