white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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