i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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