i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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