Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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