Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
