ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Enjoy the penises
Randomize
