there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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