The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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