Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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