She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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