Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Still dying that you shit outside
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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