3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Farmville is her only friend.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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