were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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