The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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