Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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