we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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