There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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