i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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