i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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