The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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