just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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