There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
