the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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