i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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