Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
my shit smells like andre
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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