escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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