i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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