yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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