Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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