My friends, they love my intelligence
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Randomize
