I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Randomize
