It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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