You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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