it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
