i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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