just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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