Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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