do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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