the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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