i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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