do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I see more hoeing in ur future
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