I CAN MOONWALK!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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