hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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