So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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