people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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