New low: just hacked my moms facebook
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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